I go to England, poor and broke
Ask for dole, see Labour folk
Fill in form and stand around
White man give me twenty pounds
Thank him much and then he say
Come next week and get more pay

You come here, we make you wealthy
Doctor too, make you healthy
Send for friends from Pakistan
Tell them come as quick as can

Plenty of us all on the dole
With motor car and big bank roll
Come with me, we live together
One bad thing, the bloody weather

All get nicely settled down
Find big house in busy town
Fifteen families living up
Twice as many living down
More in gardens live in tents

Soon we send for wife and kids
White man gives me lots more quids
Twelve months later buy a Rolls
Still go Labour draw more doles

White man soon may rebel
lets just see, time will tell
We think it kind of funny
They keep giving lots of money

Some do say, they are berks
We dont mind, we call them jerks
Once a week the mail arrive
The white mans money helps us survive

White man pay for all my bills
Cuz we win, battle of wills
Bless all white man, big and small
For paying tax to keep us all

We think England dam good place
Too dam good for white man race
If them not like coloured man
Plenty room in Pakistan

God bless you all

Jerks!!